upper school crush

This means to have an interest in someone who is older than you or someone who is in a year above you

"Kurt used to be my upper school crush"

by Biggiereds June 22, 2023

Upper GI

Deepthroating a horse cock.

Deuce had an upper gi this morning.

by RectumPuncher69 February 27, 2025

tRUMPster-Pucker-Upper

Trump allies and supporters who continue to stay loyal, kissing Donald Trump's ass by supporting his disastrous authoritarian mentality and Administration for seemingly NO valid reasons.

"I tell'ya Tom... I can't figure out after everything that's transpired, why there are any tRUMPster-Pucker-Uppers still supporting him... it's daunting?"

by A.Dodger June 21, 2020

Upper Chang

To meet up on a virtual platform and hang out with friends.

"Hey man are you free to Upper Chang Friday night?"

by Fatmanza December 2, 2020

Best Friend Upper Decker

Perform an upper decker whilst your best friend shits in the bowl part of the toilet

15+ years friendship recommended, but not requires

"Why were you both in the bathroom?"

"We just best friend upper deckered that bitch"

by Badbtchfr April 11, 2022

Upper-decker Double Blumpkin

A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.

What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.

by Terry O'Raynis April 4, 2023

Upper Statement

The opposite of an "Under Statement". An over exaggeration.

Karen- "Josh is SOOOO tall!"
Frank- "Actually, Josh is only 4'1", that's an upper statement..."
Karen- "Scoff*"

by Calymonkey April 5, 2017