upper shilly doo

An upper shilly doo is the process of taking a shit in a condom and putting it in a toilet tank.
I just took an upper shilly doo in the school toilet.
by LachlanDeGoat June 12, 2024
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Upper shilly doo

The process of pooping in a condom and putting it in the water tank of a toilet
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upper shit

When it hurts, but it is not your tummy and it is not your immediate shit - it is the upper shit.
Damn, I shouldn't have eaten that burrito, I can feel it in my upper shit. I am going to have a bad time at the toilet soon.
by DongJones October 11, 2015
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Upper Decker

When you take a huge dump into the water tank, hence the name upper decker.

Y'all have probably seen many more definitions and guides, but I'm gonna teach y'all how to do one even better.

1. Follow the typical steps to taking an upper decker and take all neccessary precaution to not get caught.

2. On top of shitting the most horrendous turd you can manage into the water tank, also dump in a significant quantity of high calorie food or drink (like bread, meat, highly sugary drinks, etc). This gives the microbes in the shit food to feed on, making the toilet even more nasty on top of the shit thats in there.

3. Profit
Man, that dude Jim was so mean last night. I can't wait to see the look on his face once he finds out about the Upper Decker Moldy Edition TM I did to his upstairs toilet
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upper decker

when u shit on the top deck of the toilet
ima leave a upper decker
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Upper Decker

When a phish show is so bad, someone jumps from the top tier head first into the audience.
"Brah, are they playing gotta jiboo again? Gawd I'm gonna smoke some sourD then take an Upper Decker'
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Upper Decker

Chicago slang for whipping out the rumpus maximus, doing a fruity little dance with your tooter, and shitting on one's roof.
Guy 1: he did an upper decker on my roof.
Guy 2: ewww man gross. Give him a Chicago sunroof
Guy 1: yeah I will, gotta get my gut going first though. Wanna get some deep dish pizza?
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