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Unicorn tears

Tears of a unicorn. The magical healing powers of Unicorn tears can be seen a something exclusive and unique. Unicorn tears processed in skincare or makeup wil make you look younger, make you sparkle and make you look beautiful. If you drink Unicorn tears your health wil be better but a drinker of unicorn tears can be seen as someone cruel like if the unicorn was hurt to make it cry and you drink it's tears because you're so mean.
-Oh she's such a bitch she drinks Unicorn tears for breakfast.
-OMG this lipstick is so shiny and beautiful it contains Unicorn tears.
by NOVA-CAISEY November 9, 2017
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Petting a Unicorn

Masturbating. The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.
I could not sleep last night so ended up Petting a Unicorn.
by Baba Bizzle June 24, 2017
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unicorn trainer

A woman who has a gift of having men ejaculate very quickly. Often porn stars are considered Unicorn trainers. They can often fuck and ejaculate several men at once. She’s often referred to as a unicorn trainer because of the shape of a man’s erect penis as compared to a unicorns horns.
That chick is definitely a Unicorn trainer, My dick is still sore.
by sidmon69 March 30, 2020
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Unicorn Blood

A can of Natty light. Consuming the magical beverage will grant eternal life, a youthful appearance, and the labido and sexual prowess of an animal in heat. However, each time you drink one, your soul dies a little bit at a time.
Just picked up a case of Unicorn Blood for tonight.

Toss me a can of Unicorn Blood.

What do you mean Natty sucks?! This shit is basically Unicorn Blood.
by Finch345 December 31, 2011
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Unicorn Sex

When two gay people put strap ons onto their heads like a unicorn and then STICK THAT FUCKIN DILDO INTO EACH OTHER'S ASSES
by Papi Zo June 24, 2017
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Unicorn Horn

The hairstyle;

Also, could be used as an incognito penis reference.
One morn, i coulda sworn, i was in the middle of a porn, cause this bitch was riding on my unicorn horn
by CnClear January 10, 2011
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purple unicorned

A condition caused by dropping a hit of LSD and waiting for an hour for the effects of the hallucinogen only to be disappointed that the dose was a total dud, so you take another dose and the first dose starts to kick in twenty minutes later, and then twenty minutes later the second dose begins to take effect, and within the next hour you find yourself in the middle of a parallel universe fucking a carnival ride horse that speaks in tongues; usually this state ends in arrest for multiple felonies and a good lesson learned: LSD results may vary.
1st tripper: I totally got purple unicorned last night?
2nd tripper: How come you're not in jail?
1st tripper: The carnival was closed and I just ended up in a pasture fuckin' a cow.
2nd tripper: How was she?
1st tripper: Fine ... until the bull showed up.
by THE DOOMED STUFFING November 8, 2014
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