Uncle gugemiser

Sexual act in which the freezes his excrement in a plastic bag for a one week period. Afterwards, the plastic wrap is removed, and the woman uses it as a penetration device for masturbation.

Man: Hey babes, wanna do an UNCLE GUGEMISER?
Woman: Hell yeah!

- 1 Week later -

Man: Awww yeahh
Woman: OH MY GOD ITS MELTING!

by Gugemiser August 29, 2011

Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick

When you duct tape a whoopie cushion to your foot and kick a female mexican in the ass three times, then proceed to dump a gallon of dog shit on her noggin while listening to the Christmas carol "Jingle Bell Rock"

Andy: Hey, Kimberly came over last night.
Steve: The girl that moved here from Mexico?
Andy: Yeah! I totally gave her a Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick.

by LoganTheWise November 6, 2011

Uncle J Dawg

Also known as Josh Ramsay. Lead singer of a fantastic band called Marianas Trench. Known for candy apple pants, owning way too many guitars, and tweeting later than is socially acceptable. Beware when he has a mustache. He's also awesome. Like really awesome.

Did you see that picture Uncle J Dawg tweeted of him and the Stuttering Wise Man?

by Just a Trencher September 5, 2012

Your aunt/uncle genderfluid

Chaotic-evil. No other insult can top this one. Every time someone says this, the person they say it to has a 1000000% chance of going to hell. No way around it.

Matt: ur mum gai
Brandon: your dad lesbian
Matt: dont make me fucking say it
Brandon: do it pussy
Matt: your aunt/uncle genderfluid
Brandon: *engulfed by flames. Satan himself rises out of a nearby sewer and takes him.*

by uwunoahfence March 14, 2018

Uncle

The name you must call your mums boyfriend when you are little.

Uncle Les is the best uncle I've ever had!

by Rich Lawson May 31, 2005

An Uncle Bailey

A sick perverted comments made, an action that crossed every line your mother ever taught you, an act so gross that all you could do was shrug your shoulders and say, "Oh, he/she pulled an Uncle Bailey" and shudder.
The initials "UB" also count.

After seeing a friend knowingly drink a spit-filled beverage..
Having a friend climb in bed with you..
Someone making a crude referance to something sacred or loved..
At seeing a flasher or someone wearing clothing they shouldn't..
"Oh, he/she pulled an Uncle Bailey/UB"

by Matt Windt November 6, 2008

Call my Uncle

Taking a Shit.

Can I call my uncle at your house later?

by callmyuncle October 23, 2009