Shaz’s ultimate distraction

It’s ya boi, Michael

Henry - “Shaz, we should go work in Charteris Bay for a distraction-free day”
Michael - “Can I come?”
Shannon - “No, if you look up Shaz’s ultimate distraction, Michael is the definition!”
Michael - “Gutted”

by Franksizzle October 17, 2019

Ultimate Football

A game football game but can be played with other sports equipment. Players pass to each other until one team has passed the ball to the end zone of the other team.

Hey, do you want to play some ultimate football? I got a bean bag!

by booksandtea June 16, 2017

The Ultimate Betrayal

When you dog drinks your Shirley temple as you go to get him/her a treat from the kitchen.

I can't Believe Aspen drank my Shirley temple as I was going to get him a Beggin Strip, that's the Ultimate Betrayal!

by TheLoaners October 17, 2023

giga ultimate fat saif

fattest of fat people will kill you. if he farts. also he will eat your fridge at exactly 3:00 AM

that giga ultimate fat saif just nuked the world with his fart!! Run!

by perf9009 November 11, 2022

Ultimate Golden shower

The act of peeing in your lovers butt, then laying on the bed while they stand over you and spray your piss all over your face! It's the Unlimate Golden shower!

"I hope you're into some freaky shit because tonight you're giving me the Ultimate Golden Shower!"

by Mr. DIRTY MURK April 2, 2019

Ultimized

To take an ultimate situation past its maximum potential

The event was ultimate but it was taken to the next level... it was ultimized
The addition of something extra ultimized it

by Waylaw July 21, 2022

ULTIMATE RISIBLE

BACKGROUND:PERFECT CONTROL
PHASE STYLE DEFINITION

I am going to SLEEP I am to.

Cannot tell when you fall asleep.

You cannot tell when your sleeping.

A hotel or motel room is partiality.

A SEXUAL ORGASM.

Winning a MOTHERFUCKING JACK0OT from the other standpoint.

Don't kid yourself the ULTIMATE RISIBLE as you are going to approach SLEEP.

Every human being has this ULTIMATE RISIBLE in LUFE as falling asleep.

It is highly encouraged to have a solution to the ULTIMATE RISIBLE sleeping as many accidents occur in so many different ways simply because we all get caught sleeping.

So this guy has this great room in the SPA TOWER at BELLAGIO but he is so out of it he fell asleep next to the light post on the ground near the traffic crossing at TREASURE ISLAND

Now that ULTIMATE RISIBLE is the ULTIMATE U MISERABLE or is it LITTLE KIDDY GIRL .

It be a real good ULTIMATE RISIBLE as to fall asleep at 65484 and the correct JACK OFF walks off with my JISM JACK POT.

by METE MEAT MEET May 29, 2021