uber monkey

one who is being an entirely reprehensible person. someone who resorts back to their primal instincts i.e. "monkeys".

1.) Jeff totally ripped her school book in half. UBER MONKEY!!!!

by apryllake January 15, 2008

uber-haxor

A person that is good at a game but still uses hacks...

Bob: wow your really good!
Fred: No i'm just an uber-haxor

by Jackson V July 8, 2007

Uber-Pwned

Something that happens when someone is being beaten by double their score or more. Originated in Modern Warfare 2: Free-For-All. The person that did this is now allowed to brag about it and make fun of the person and the other guy can't say anything because everyone knows he sucks at the game.

Joe: "Dude! I totally uber-pwned this one guy!"
Ben: "Really? What was the score?"
Joe: "I got 1500 and the other guy got 750."
Ben: "Nice!"

Ben: "Dude I just got uber-pwned. The guy got 1500 and I only got 400."
Joe: "Wow you must really suck."

by Cooper15243 May 25, 2010

uber-daddy

1.noun ; when a man provides rides for a pregnant female that he isn't in a relationship with

My ex wife wanted me to drive her pregnant ass to a ob/gyn appointment, the kid ain't mine and I ain't an uber-daddy.

by Diablo9000 December 19, 2017

Uber Beats

When you order from uber eats and see how many times you can masturbate before your order arrives.

The first thing I'm doing after class today is ordering some Uber Beats

by Doc Marty April 26, 2019

uber-snide

Something or someone that doesnt deserve a second look

wow, you mum is uber-snide in the sack

by liam byrom October 1, 2003

Crown Vic Uber

The official vehicle of law enforcement ridesharing. Minimal wait times, unprecedented pickup accuracy, but pretty inflexible when it comes to choosing a destination.

Jose got pretty drunk and rowdy at the bar last night, so some kind soul called him a Crown Vic Uber .

by mehdontdoit August 17, 2017