Twat on a Fishcake

Expression of angry suprise. User is as shocked as he would be if he found one.

"Ten quid for a pint! Twat on a fishcake!!"

by Darren Jones June 12, 2003

tater-twat

Tater-twat is the basically the worst insult you could give to a woman. It describes a woman's vagina as being crusty and nasty like most tater tots.

Damn, eating that tater-twat out almost made me want to gag.

by jagwah March 26, 2009

Twat Shop

A company guided or principled by women.

Dude you better lose your dick, you're working at the Twat Shop.

by Erik Madsen November 12, 2004

twat spackle

To fill a vagina with cum to the point that it is overflowing...at which point you take your finger and even out the amount that will no longer fit. Hence spackling the twat.

Dude, I think that chick needs some twat spackle.

by Mr. Jizzy McTesticles June 11, 2006

twat o'clock

an undesirable time of the day.

"that fucking fire alarm woke me up at twat o'clock this morning!"

by english1704 April 3, 2009

twat mop

any rag used after sex to clean up the "mess".

Lynn snacthed up a twat mop to wipe her cunt before she got off the bed.

by S. Michael December 6, 2007

twat frosting

A variation on snail trails.

See: snail trails

"Man, after our date, she asked me to peel off her thong. It was covered in twat frosting, bro. COVERED. Needless to say, I got laid." *gets high-five*

by Nomad9590 October 1, 2009