Turtle Touch

When one man rub his crotch on another man's crotch, usually but not always through the pants.

This is usually done in a humorous manner but can also, in some circles, replace or enhance a pick-up line.
Ben just went and Turtle Touched Tyler in front of his girlfriend.
by Muskrat Mark April 18, 2010
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ass turtle

Someone who continues to act like a retard after being told to shut up and drop it many times.
Its over why do you keep bringing it up you ass turtle?
by IrishFairyGirl January 20, 2003
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turtle time

The result of drinking syrup or "lean", a form of liquid codeine known as Promethazine which makes the user feel a slower perception of time/reality. Can also be applied to smoking marijuana.
No fast talk, I be on that syrup, I'm on that turtle time- lil wayne
by all day dre October 22, 2007
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turtle egg

Term of endearment. Turtle eggs are precious and commonly do not last to produce a baby turtle.

Pet name for fathers to give their daughters.
Dad: Hello turtle egg!
Daughter: ugh - hi dad.
by KWA2 December 05, 2007
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turtle call

this is when a man stands in such a way that his balls are suspended completely perpendicular with the gooch. once this is achieved, the man starts to swing his balls up and down, using his hips, such that the scrotum slaps the gooch on its upward swing.
that guy did a turtle call right over your face.
by matt_stan40 June 01, 2007
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turtle rooter

A term to describe a bodyboarder.
That turtle rooter got some sick air off the back of that bombie.
by omg i am wtf uber November 15, 2006
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turtle fuck

When a soldier hits another soldier's kevlar helment with his own kevlar. Since the cover is usually green camo it looks like to turtles rubbing together, hence the name. I t isn't used much anymore because most soldiers are running around in desert uniforms now because of OEF and OIF
{Sneaks up from behind Joe Snuffy} Ow, what the fuck you hit me in the head for?
by anonymous August 03, 2004
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