turkish waterboarding

When a woman is straddling your face nose-deep and she squirts at the moment of orgasm and her legs give in.

What ensues will be an exciting 20 or so seconds where you see your life flash before your eyes and you imagine what your tombstone will read and the official cause of death will be listed as.

I heard Keith barely survived a Turkish waterboarding this past weekend.

by ConcupiscentPineapple December 7, 2023

Turkish Blanket

When a woman with pubic hair wipes back to front leaving a smear up the front rug.

Wow it looked like a Turkish blanket down there

by Randy Neil November 21, 2024

Sneaky Turkish

When you tell your girl let me just rub it on the lips, but things get a bit too slippery and now no one is a virgin anymore

Female 1: yeah we actually ended up having sex last night
Female 2: what how did that happen?

Female 3: he pulled a sneaky Turkish

by Shhhsorry January 14, 2024

The Turkish rule

The Turkish rule dictates that it is not gay (or at the very least it's less gay) to "Top" another man than to receive this comes from the notion of passive gay men being rejected from Turkey's military. This term is commonly used in south Texas .

"I'm still straight I applied the Turkish rule."

by South Texas scribe July 20, 2024

Turkish delight

When you slap your GF in the face with your kebab.

Friend: what did you do last night?
Me: gave my gf a Turkish delight

Friend: fuckin sick cunt

by Whatahead July 21, 2020

turkish quandale dingle

an absolutely rizzy individual

"lil bro, you got me feeling you like turkish quandale dingle."

by sigmohio April 27, 2024

Turkish rise and fall

When you suddenly get an erection, and just as suddenly loose said erection.

Boy she sure gave me the ol’ Turkish rise and fall yesterday with that bowling pin and jug of KY.

by BlueBlazes February 15, 2022