Tugging the Ween

To fill time with activity.
Making time appear fast by occupying yourself.
Touching your genitals out of boredom.
Masturbation.
Meditation.

Jerry is so excited for space camp that he's been tugging his ween from morning until night.
Time flies when you're tugging the ween.
I'll just be tugging the ween until you're free from work.

by Pet_Goat January 20, 2016

Mouse Tug

Slightly tugging on a woman's tampon string giving her an excited fright. This should be done without her knowing what is happening.

Stu slides his hand up Stacey's leg and quickly tugs her tampon string hanging out her vagina.

Stu: "yo, i totally gave Stacey a Mouse Tug last night"
Dane: "mean! High Five!"

by DisKo Stu July 13, 2011

Tug a wug

A large jug of juice with a handle

Hand me that tug a wug of apple juice

by Rickybobby23 February 22, 2023

Muddy Tug of War

A sexual activity that defines a man putting his genitalia into his partner's anus as they are excreting. The goal is to completely plug the hole and effectively win the "tug of war." If any excrement squishes out, the man loses and is covered in "mud."

"I heard Jon is pretty good at Muddy Tug of Wars"

"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"

by TugOfWarChampion August 14, 2016

Tugged on the tail of a snake

Line used from the movie end of watch. It basically means “ you just messed with/pissed off the wrong guy, and he’s gonna make you pay.

You and your homeboy need to power down, cause you just tugged on the tail of a snake, and he’s gonna turn around and bite you back.

by TheBondman007 March 14, 2019

forelock-tugging

British, disapproving. : to be too concerned with pleasing someone whom one thinks is powerful or important.

The BBC, with its forelock-tugging “just happy to be here” energy, when interviewing Elon Musk.

by @#& April 12, 2023

dirty south rub n tug

Standing counter posed invert grippping partners package while wiggling a wondering thumb.

I should of known when I asked my adventurous partner for a handjob I'd get a dirty south rub n tug.

by K88land January 22, 2025