Tuesday Lover

To do some weird and quirky activities on tuesdays

Tuesday lovers really love to put the vore in the vortennial

by M1kael July 2, 2023

Tuesday

By FAR the most irrelevant day of the week. Everyone always overlooks Tuesday and says Monday is the worst, but at least on Monday it isn’t immediate max effort and work like on Tuesdays. At least on Mondays you are usually at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend, unlike Tuesdays, where you get the devastating realization that the weekend is still so far away, unlike how you can at least still be able to ease into the week like on Mondays.

Purpose of each day of the week:

Monday: The start of the working week.
Wednesday: The halfway point.
Thursday: Friday Eve.
Friday: The end of the working week.
Saturday: The main day off.
Sunday: Monday Eve.
Tuesday: Serves literally zero purpose.

Amigo 1: Hey man, why are you pissed?
Amigo 2: It’s Tuesday. Therefore, we’re back to back to really working, unlike Monday where we were at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend.
Amigo 1: That’s understandable, Tuesdays suck.

by Someone with a 🅱️rain October 23, 2024

Tuesday

a white girl that dates a black guy, a.k.a monday.

damn that girls fine as hell, too bad she's with that monday, she a tuesday then.

by birdshat December 3, 2009

Turbo Tuesday

The only day of the week that sniffing patsy is acceptable before the hours o8f 10am

Written by the all mighty "Sir Daley T"

Turbo Tuesday is the best weight watchers "CHAVVY"

by anonymous February 25, 2022

Alcohol Tuesday

A reason to drink on a Tuesday so your not an alcoholic.

Friend A: “Why are you drinking on a Tuesday, I’m concerned you’re an alcoholic?”
Friend B: “Nah bro it’s alcohol Tuesday, and tomorrow is alcohol Wednesday.

by Italian Anakin Skywalker June 15, 2024

Dogging Tuesday

Dogging on a Tuesday… duh

Hey it’s dogging Tuesday, wanna celebrate?

by sardinen September 14, 2021

Tuesday

Tuesday is a beautiful girl that will treat you right. She is hard to understand sometimes but you have to get to know her well enough to understand her. She can be really annoying and gets hurt easily. She has a great looking body and is thick. She has lots of friends but only cares about one friend

Guy: Dude I met this girl and she is such a Tuesday
2 Guy: Smash her then

by I am Anonymous 00 November 20, 2017