Tubesmart

Educated via the YouTube videos.
Comparable to book smarts and street smarts.

Johny had great street smarts, and Jenny had great book smarts, but Robert had the Tubesmarts and solved the unsolvable puzzle.

by Windwurfer August 16, 2019

red lid tube

A sterile, plastic tube with a red lid similar in nature to those marketed by Falcon but from a (much) cheaper manufacturer.

PhD student 1: We're out of red lid tubes.
PhD student 2: Oh you balloon! You didn't order any.

Technician: Shall I order some red lid tubes?
PhD student: Yes. Bail on.

by UrbanBiochemist October 31, 2011

The Black Tubes

A fictional band in the British comedy series The Mighty Boosh. They appear in the last episode of series three "Chokes". (working title "Theatre") The Black Tubes are played by British garage rock band the Horrors. Noel Fielding, one of the creators of The Mighty Boosh is known to be a big fan of the band. The Black Tubes are also characterised by their skin-tight drainpipe trousers.

Vince had to fit into those drainpipes to become a member of The Black Tubes.

by LeHitcher October 22, 2008

doob tube

A paper towel or toilet paper roll stuffed either with scented drier sheets or fabric soaked in Febreeze. It is used to blow weed smoke through to get rid of the smell.

Man, me and my friends smoked at church the other day, but no one knew 'cause we used the doob tube.

by ecotton December 28, 2005

double tubbing

the act of middle aged couples bathing al fresco in side by side tubs. a stunt intended to be erotic posed by people least likely to pull it off, never mind tear it off. an unlikely scenario proffered for your consideration by the manufacturer of an erectile dysfunction palliative.

hey, babe, i think i'm feeling froggy. lets throw all restraint to the winds and give ourselves completely to this moment of passion if we can find two tubs side by side somewhere in the open air. i'll give you a drubbing in some double tubbing.

by lexicali slim September 16, 2009

tuba'd

Being hit in the face with a tuba bell.

"You've been tuba'd."

"Dude, I tuba'd Kevin last rehearsal."

by nd4spd1919 December 16, 2009

tubbox

tubbo in a box

tubbox. tubbo in a box what’s he gonna do

by abhahahahaha October 22, 2020