Truth Machine

A fuck boy called T Russel

"Team point??!"
"Aww shit here comes the truth machine n his fuck ass point card"

by BigDihDaddi September 3, 2016

truths

when noah says lies zoe says truths

noah : those are lies
zoe : those are truths

by noahs bsf December 21, 2021

The Catto Of Truth

Literally the biggest dickhead to walk the earth. He will do your mum and then your friends. He may be funny but he is an absolute dickhead

The Catto Of Truth is the worst influence and he doesnt even take his dog for walks

by The Catto Of Gatto February 18, 2022

comport with the truth

A polite way of calling something complete bullshit.

Trump: I’m the best President evah! EV-AHHH!!

Journalist: Mr. President , sir ... that statement simply does not comport with the truth.

by Mydaho May 31, 2018

Post Truth Math

Also known as “Fake Math,” “Trump Math,” “Bigly Math,” and “BS Math.” Half-lies and conspiracies about or on math and math education, which look superficially or uncritically fun, but they are conceptually dangerous to most semi-innumerates and non-symbol-minded folks.

Millions of MAGA patriots have been brainwashed or radicalized to believe post truth math without questions, which has indirectly led to the banning of some math titles or classics in some puritan circles.

by Numerati August 4, 2024

Truthing

When used by a conspiranoic morron this terms describes the act of representing himself as a total failure to human reason by vomiting any crazy conspiracy bullshit.

The earth is flat, and I'm gona be truthing it in the streets

by JJBitter May 5, 2020

Naked truth

Sex is good, sex is powerful.... unless you are in the presence of Jordan's king kong dong....he do be packin doe.

Jana * help Jordan (step bro), im stuck in the snack bar

Jordan * thinks Aaron is a cunt

Jordan * proceeds to lay the wood (naked truth)

by Pp monster January 28, 2021