noun
A dramatic conclusion someone reaches after a single moment or observation, treating it as absolute truth without waiting for patterns, repetition, or enough evidence.
Often used humorously to call out when someone jumps to a full explanation after only one data point.
A dramatic conclusion someone reaches after a single moment or observation, treating it as absolute truth without waiting for patterns, repetition, or enough evidence.
Often used humorously to call out when someone jumps to a full explanation after only one data point.
Example 1:
“Hold on, that’s a Tiffany epiphany. We’ve only seen it happen once.”
Example 2:
“He saw one mistake and suddenly had a whole Tiffany epiphany about her work ethic.”
Example 3:
“Don’t have a Tiffany epiphany — give it time and see if it becomes a pattern.”
Origin:
Coined during a conversation about thumb rings, assumptions, and the importance of the word “if.” The phrase humorously describes the opposite of patient pattern recognition
“Hold on, that’s a Tiffany epiphany. We’ve only seen it happen once.”
Example 2:
“He saw one mistake and suddenly had a whole Tiffany epiphany about her work ethic.”
Example 3:
“Don’t have a Tiffany epiphany — give it time and see if it becomes a pattern.”
Origin:
Coined during a conversation about thumb rings, assumptions, and the importance of the word “if.” The phrase humorously describes the opposite of patient pattern recognition
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A good mate/s or best friend/s or a respected person often with a well known status.
A deadset legend.
When something is good.
A good mate/s or best friend/s or a respected person often with a well known status.
A deadset legend.
When something is good.
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That's toff as.
I am a big Fan of that number 88 . Not only is he a dardy player, hes a absolute toff on and off the pitch.
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