Brought to you by the guy who brought the 500 chin up challenge and the 2 ton bench press challenge, the 50 yard challenge is the one where you mow 50 yards in one hour, or you mow one yard by the time the guy finishes a 50 yard dash, depending on what rules the guy makes.
Guy 1-Nobody can do that, mow 50 yards in one hour, no way.
Guy 2- There's just been one guy only to do it so far, the guy who invented the 50 yard challenge. He mowed 50 yards in one hour fair and square, without cheating, without taking steroids. He's a special guy, he's almost like a god to the other people who took the challenge, even the other guy doing the challenge who finished a couple weeks after this guy thinks he is.
Guy 2- There's just been one guy only to do it so far, the guy who invented the 50 yard challenge. He mowed 50 yards in one hour fair and square, without cheating, without taking steroids. He's a special guy, he's almost like a god to the other people who took the challenge, even the other guy doing the challenge who finished a couple weeks after this guy thinks he is.
by Solid Mantis January 20, 2020
Get the 50 yard challenge mug.When the guy got to his 50th yard with 30 seconds out of the hour to go, he had everyone's attention in the neighborhood, along with people from dome of the other neighborhoods and cities and towns who wanted to see if he could really finish 50 yards in one hour. He reached a godlike status when he finished the 50 yard challenge at 59 minutes and 55 seconds.
by Solid Mantis January 20, 2020
Get the 50 yard challenge mug.An endearing and culturally flavorful term for an Appalachian familly's toddler-aged child whom has yet to master shitting in the appropriate receptical. The parents opt to elicit the child to roam bare-assed outdoors at home, and sequentially squat on the front lawn to relieve themselves.
"Morin', Chad. Think you might have stepped in my yard shitter's business on your way in. Think you can clean that off the carpet?"
by Anus Von Shitzen January 25, 2020
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I can't find the trailer I'm supposed to pick up. I better go look for a yard jockey to help me find it.
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Some bitch ass mother fucker who doesn't let the boys play tackle football.
Types of Yard Duties:
Midget Yard Duty: Pain in the ass
All others: Mother Fuckers
Types of Yard Duties:
Midget Yard Duty: Pain in the ass
All others: Mother Fuckers
by UnLxckyy October 5, 2020
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