skunk meal

When someone's ass is being eaten and then they fart into the eaters mouth

Girl: Oh my God! That was disgusting!
Guy: What?

Girl: What do you mean what?! You farted!

Guy: Yeah, I gave you a skunk meal...

by Pitter Patter June 10, 2016

Asaiah's meal

Created by Asaiah Oragbon, Asaiah's McDonald's meal is a yet to be official assortment of items on the McDonald's menu. It simply consists of: A medium drink followed by two double cheese burgers with the ketchup and mustard replaced with spicy pepper sauce (which is the sauce from the spicy crispy chicken sandwich), with a large fry, and a Mcflurry with added caramel. NOTE: This sumounts several calories so if you plan on eating anything else later, try eating light

Jake: I got the infamous Asaiah's meal today

Trisha: You might not want to eat anything for a bit
Jake: Yeah I'm stuffed!

by dragonlightning515 December 22, 2024

meal on wheels

when you eat out a handicapped chick who is in a wheelchair

"Fuck man I totally got that broad a meal on wheels"
"I'm worried about you Todd"

by pseudonymfordicksandstuff April 1, 2016

Schooly trucker meal

Schooly trucker meal contains the following: Diet Pepsi, Olive Garden Cheese Ravioli, Olive Garden Stuffed Ziti Fritta, and Olive Garden Salad with Breadsticks.

I am completely starving and need to get a Schooly trucker meal for myself as I’m craving the OG.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

meal chucker

cabin attendant in the airline industry. So called because they metaphorically "chuck" (throw) meals at passengers.

"Did you see that blonde meal chucker working in first class?
She's very pretty"

by Tex1 December 2, 2007

The Jew Meal

The consumption of a properly prepared Jewish person. Only the highest quality of cannibal cooks can be trusted to properly prepare this dish.

While there are several regional variations on the Jew Meal, especially in western Russia and southeastern Denmark, the most common variant originates in Albany, France. In this recipe the Jew is first plucked, leaving the yarmulke for last. Next the intestines are emptied and the entire body is soaked overnight in a broth of sea salt, cayenne pepper, diced green onion, minced artichoke heart, and vegetable oil. After the mixture has soaked in, the entire pan should be put into the oven and baked for 90 minutes at 450 degrees Fahrenheit. Serve with mixed vegetables and a red wine sauce.

"Remember to set an extra place at the table! When you eat the Jew Meal, Hitler eats with you."

Bernard, get in here quick, we're about to break the Jew Bone!"

by theoffensiveist May 1, 2022

Devon Meal

It’s a large meal for one that costs as much as a meal for two.

I didn’t realize I was ordering a Devon Meal, I’m definitely not going to be hungry later.

by Urbanista August 26, 2022