Penis Tickle

the feeling one, general a male, gets when thinking of that special guy (or girl if you're into that sort of thing).

I was thinking about you when I was watching Gilmore Girls and I got a penis tickle.

by Galex April 30, 2010

tacky-awesome

refers to clothes, jewelry, bags, etc. that are so horrible, tacky, brightly coloured, etc. that they are awesome, because of irony.

few can pull it off

colours of items include, but are not limited to: hot pink, fuschia, orange, yellow, lime green.

and anything with rhinestones.

by eggsovereasy July 22, 2004

tickle her goiter

A term a male uses for a female performing oral sex on him. See goiter.

Adam told Cindy he wants to tickle her goiter.

by Jilina September 25, 2005

Ticket Nazi

Ticket Nazis (or Transit Officers)are people who work for City RAil and walk around all day checking tickets, making sure that you do not have your feet on the seat infront of you or getting drunk on the train after work. They generaly walk together in packs of 2-10 in grey uniforms with knight sticks, guns, pepper spray, hand cuffs, pens and infringement book, steel capped boots to kick small children and old ladys with and have very good eye sight that can spot clevage from 3 train cars away. They are often sexist and will not fine someone if they have boobs.

Example conversation-1-"God damn its the Ticket Nazis. Have you got a ticket Dude"?
"Fuck I dont have any money, got laid off the other day and dont have a steady cash flow to pay for a ticket. Do you think I'll get a fine"?
"Yeah dude Ticket Nazis are fucking scumbag assholes that are too fat and stupid to get into the actual police force. They hold massive grudges and are out for blood. I bet they would even fine a decaying corps if it was on a city Rail platform without a ticket".

Example conversation-2-"Hey that Ticket Nazi is looking at my girls tits! What a fucking sexist prick!"

by Reichsführer Jacemon September 14, 2008

Tickin'

Something that is bomb. Since bombs often tick before they explode...boom!

Dude, that last run was tickin'.

by Jephatt Mockishure. January 2, 2010

Shit Ticket

(n.) a single section of bathroom tissue.

"That guy keeps pissing on the floor in our bathroom and leaving his shit tickets in our trash can. Who the fuck does that; takes a shit and throws their disgusting shit tickets in the trash after? That's pretty fucked up."

by Department of Behavioral Hell August 23, 2015

Tacky

Object of fashion that doesn’t fit or looks odd. Also known as kitch. Something lower class people wear.

(E.g) checkered shorts with a black short sleeved t-shirt. This is tacky

by Obunga July 22, 2018