Simpson University Library

A university library that has nearly no books about sexuality outside of marriage. Representing the Christian ideals of CMA (Christian Missionary Alliance) doctrine who acts like Big Brother to the school. Yet have an entire section on how to practice black magic.

Damn, I can't find any books on Tarrot Card reading that's prejuidice to gay people. I need a Simpson University Library

by Thomas Dogoode December 1, 2016

The Simpsons

A god forsaken tv show with zero continuity that’s been airing for 3 fucking decades. My dad watched this as a teenager and he is in his 50s now. I mean seriously, is Homer that interesting of a character? Who actually watches this shit??

Ricky- Did you catch the Simpsons last night?
Chase- No.

by Janny478 March 15, 2024

Bart Simpsoning

Verb.

To send someone to a foreign country with which they are unfamiliar of both culture and language and make them sleep in a basement

"She was smoking hot, but I think she was Bart Simpsoning me"

by flywirebye July 14, 2025

paige simpson

A beautiful gorgeous young lady. A swimmer with one of the best asses around. A lady who should suck Joes dick

Paige Simpson is in love with Joe

by Ballslicker9836 February 22, 2015

Simpson

A Simpson is one one that has a considerably smaller TV than the average alpha male.

“Nice TV, how big is it?”
- it’s 55” mate..
“Haha! Proper tiny that. Right Simpson”

by Mcaw birdman August 22, 2024

bait simpson

A guy who is so bait and obvious that he cockblocks himself.

You're such a Bait Simpson.

by Black the Ripper January 30, 2016

FORTNITE SIMPSON

some kid searched ts up

FORTNITE SIMPSONNNNNNN

by aadadadadasdasdkmaaskxmaskxmal October 31, 2025