Mug root beer

Ichor, the blood of the gods, pent up into a small aluminum can. It is said to bring all who worship, drink, and admire it to Valhalla. The bulldog on the front of the can is a representation of power, sanctity, and bravery. And if you drink A and W, fuck you.

Well, I’m a mug blooded American ya hear? My veins are flowin with nothin but mug root beer

by DiaperBuster June 13, 2023

Root Chute

A woman's vagina

I gave Beth's Root Chute a good reaming last night

by Rhamdeep Intabutt April 21, 2025

Take the scenic root

Sleeping with a tattooed person rather then a non tattooed person.

Take the scenic root rather then the scenic route (destination)

by August 16, 2021

Hang a root

A male taking a piss. For a guy to take a pee.

Hang on a second, I gotta hang a root.

by Cisco5169 June 06, 2021

root 4

THis isn't a calculator

root 4=2

by Aalleexx x November 16, 2016

Brown’s Root oil

It’s a cure all
It cures fits, warts, freckles, coughs,
Colds, runny nose.
Guaranteed not to rip, run or snag.
Makes conception a wonder and
Child birth a pleasure...

Brown’s root oil the best medicine. To get it you pull on this really fast and it will cum out I guarantee

by Nightmare N8 March 15, 2022

root beer headache

1.Root beer headache, n/ a typical greeting from someone lightly bopping you on the head and then lightly shaking it. 2. n / when a migraine occurs from bad air quality taking a aspirin with root beer and feeling awkward and going against the grain.

1.My uncle Ray who hasn't seen me in ages snuck up on me and gave me a Root beer headache.
2. Working at the carwash around black molds on a hot day gave me a headache with that aspirin and root beer feeling like someone lightly pounding on my head and shaking It.

by Flickertail December 21, 2024