pickle hand

A hand that is deformed, or small, or missing fingers or just creepy.

Ew, look at that guys pickle hand

by oooohweeeee June 18, 2007

platinum pickle

A noun describing a superb example of a boner and being able to use it like no other.

If I had the chance, I would lay down the platinum pickle on Pamela Anderson.

by Patrick March 15, 2004

pickle sucker

a person who tries to be cool. PIckle sucking is lame

That girl (trying to dance) is such a pickle sucker

by snooki the original-not really November 2, 2010

pickled penis

When your dick is sweaty and someone gives you head.

I just got back from working out and she gave me “pickled penis.”

by -lmaofuckRJ- February 7, 2018

pickle ass

Some cunt who wants you to sit on her lap, then puts a pickle jar up your asshole when you try to sit down. Then she eats all the pickles out of your ass.

Dawn is a total pickle ass, she all like "lemme get a minute a! pickle ass all up in my house!"

by JxTx MURDA June 11, 2008

pickle martini

When one successfully receives a (consensual) blowjob after sneaking his penis in another, unsuspecting person's drink.

"I'm just going to choke one more down, and then we're outta here. Wait a second... that's not a straw!"

"Got ya!"

"Ha ha ha, yes you did. Oh my goodness, I, once again, got caught in a Pickle Martini. WOW! Well, here goes..."

by C.M. Focks June 1, 2009

pickle juice

While receiving a B.J., piss in the girls mouth when you tell her you're cumming.

Kristin really enjoyed mouthing my dill spear until I gave her a moutful of pickle juice.

by Rondo Boner February 15, 2007