That one dude that has a massively small cock. He loves sophomore girls named Aven and loves watching truck videos. He also goes by the name Zartak!!
Holy Cow!! It Parker LeGoff!!
Oh yea, he has the tiniest of wieners!! Oh and he sure does like sophomore girls from Kossuth.
Oh yea, he has the tiniest of wieners!! Oh and he sure does like sophomore girls from Kossuth.
by JLB55 November 2, 2021
Get the Parker LeGoffmug. He gets really attached to you when won’t let go. He’s very emotional and emotionally attached he touches you even when you’re telling him to stop he is caring sometimes and very sensitive he is a liar. He laughs at everything even when it’s not funny he has a really bad sense of humor. He is very horny
by Longpantsperson March 11, 2022
Get the Parkermug. parker is the absulute best
by parkerknowsbest October 29, 2018
Get the parkermug. Ivy is someone who haven’t met before. She’s literally looks like a goddess and has such a sweat and humble personality. She has such sophisticated yet down to earth aura around her. She has beautiful bright blue eyes with long lashes and perfect, lightly filled brows. Angelic, smooth face with strong cheekbones and jawline. Extremely smart, ( usually a year ahead in education from her peers ). The perfect freckles on her face give her a calm look and the way she throws effortless smiles on her face makes you completely memorized. Her messy yet elegant wavy hair and casual style makes everyone envy her. She’s just perfect.
by hsfffffff June 11, 2019
Get the Ivy Parkermug. 
Get the parker christian taylormug. by anonymous June 11, 2023
Get the bad parkermug. The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.
by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016
Get the Parker Polesmug.