smelly pirate hooker

One who wears mesh tank tops, daisy dukes, or those shiney richard simmons shorts. Also anyone that does not agree with your point of view.

Bill is a smelly pirate hooker. I can't believe he wore his mesh tanktop again...

by Frank's 'n beans May 14, 2006

Smelly Pirate Hooker

A girl who smells like rotten fish and fucks the dirties guys she can find.

guy - fuck you, bitch!

girl - go fuck yourself you asshole!

guy - yeah, well fuck you, you smelly pirate hooker

by dirty_duece August 27, 2010

Serial Hooker

Someone who sleeps with someone for money, then after said sexual favors have been performed, kills them.

Person 1 -"Hey, yesterday I found out, my mother was a serial hooker."

Person 2- "What?"

Person 1-"Yeah, i found out that your dad paid my mother for sex, then afterwards, she killed him."

Person 2 - ":O"

by Hey how's it going June 9, 2010

e-hooker

Someone, male or female, who uses time at work to write e-mails, be on IM, and/or check Facebook, MySpace, etc., thereby getting paid to engage in such non-work-related online activity.

Guy 1: "B only sends emails and IMs me between the hours of 8am and 5pm, Monday through Friday. What's up with that?"

Guy 2: "Maybe she just prefers to get paid to do those things...sounds like she's an e-hooker."

by Betsy D March 24, 2008

iPod video hooker

A stupid name from teenagers that means a whore who likes to download videos for nothing and to show off videos after wasting money on iTunes

Person1:Hey, since Borat came out, I am gonna put it in my iPod video and watch it.
Person2:iPod video hooker!

by Killa Bone March 20, 2007

sweaty pirate hooker

When you are so sweaty and nasty, that only a dirty pirate would want you.

"After my workout at the gym, I was looking like a sweaty pirate hooker."

by cougfan1978 November 22, 2011

Russian Hooker Roulette

Group of guys hires a Russian hooker with a cold sore, pass her around the group, and see who catches the mouth herp.

Poor Steve caught the mouth herpes when we played Russian Hooker Roulette a couple weeks ago. He's gone through 3 tubes of Abreva.

by texas_lexus February 7, 2013