Hate Portfolio

A way or ways to hurt, kill, or otherwise mess with people you feel deserve it. Can also be used in place of a hateful person's heart.

Max, you totally need to diversify your hate portfolio and kill that whore.

by A D G December 14, 2008

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Hate Ball

That ball or sphere that sits in your stomach area which you fill up from time to time with hate. Thinking about lazy people, stupid people, crap places, crap ass retards will fill it up and power that engine that motivates you when positive thoughts do nothing for you.

My hate ball was near empty when I drove through the ninth ward and saw all these folks sitting on their porch when they should be working and paying taxes and by the time i left it was filled all the way up and it energized me.

by nonstickcoyote December 21, 2010

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hate forest

A forest where you go to hate on everyone!

Girl in forest: I fucking hate Molly so much. She's been such a bitch!! I can't believe she had sex with Brad!

hate forest: omg no she didn't!

by blackmetalwhore September 5, 2016

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bate and hate

The period of intense self-loathing that occurs after you jerk off to pictures of a girl you wanted to bang but didn't. With or without crying, though generally followed by a bleakness of soul and a strong desire to listen to the cure. Commonly used by its acronym, B&H

Jake: How was your night last night?
Tim: ...
Jake: Not again, man.
Tim: I couldn't help it.
Jake: Man the fuck up.
Tim: Like you never bate and hate?
Jake: I wouldn't tell you if i did.

Tim: Bro, I thought we were friends.
Jake: There's some thing friends don't talk about, Tim. We're men, aren't we? We fuck and punch stuff, we don't B&H. Jesus.
Tim: Whatever, Robert Smith is cool.
Jake: I'm gonna B&H your mom for that, you bastard.

<a fight ensued>

by The Goalkeeper May 20, 2019

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