Hairy tun

Referring to a rather small, unusually hairy vagina, often related to hairy muff.

Eric: "Damn, have you seen her hairy tun yet?!"

Andres: "Yea, she has a bush the size of a walrus!"

by InfamousInformer December 6, 2010

Hairy Palms

People who are half monkey

Jeesus - that geezers got hairy palms, he must be half monkey

by Dave July 8, 2003

That hairy stuff

What sky is into

"Sky is so into that hairy stuff"

by Ball sack deep November 1, 2019

Hairy Jerry

You shave your girl's pubes off and glue them to your upper lip with an Elmer's Disappearing Purple School Glue Stick and then proceed to eat her out like normal while rubbing her clit with your "mustache"

Girl 1: God, I just wish my boyfriend would give me a Hairy Jerry!
Girl 2: My boyfriend gave me one the other day girl! It felt so good! Like yass queen! The clean up was horrible though

by Joemoma278 December 28, 2019

hairy rectum

A HAIRY ASSHOLE

i have a hairy rectum because my russian vodka isn't distilled four times

by MY ASS March 19, 2014

Hairy avacodos

The testicles of an extremely hairy man who doesn't manscape.

So I was giving him a blow job on the rocks and the ice cube got lost in his hairy avacodos.

I was gonna suck you off until I saw your hair avacodos! Gross! Is that a dingleberry ?

by Anonymous Blur May 27, 2017

hairy bagle

male butt hole

He has a very hairy bagle.

by mombofat July 1, 2012