hairy mound

a thick matted mass of pubes, sweat and piss amongst other things, rendering the female genetalia almost unreachable

well lets just get these knickers dow.....HOLY SHIT THATS ONE HAIRY MOUND!

by TDi July 30, 2008

Hairy Palms

People who are half monkey

Jeesus - that geezers got hairy palms, he must be half monkey

by Dave July 8, 2003

hairy bagle

male butt hole

He has a very hairy bagle.

by mombofat July 1, 2012

hairy coconuts

when one individual, most likely a woman, is giving a blow job and out of the corner of their eye this individual sees that the mans pubes are quite hairy and then screeches "ah hairy coconuts" and immediately stops what their doing.

i was performing a blow job last night when i realized the man had hairy coconuts.

by bummyland November 13, 2011

Hairy Waffles

One of those times when your balls accidently get caught in the vice like grip of a waffle iron and are never the same again.

Bro I was drinking while making waffles last night and accidently made myself a steaming plate of hairy waffles. Shit hurts man.

by Pedo the Filer December 24, 2016

Hairy avacodos

The testicles of an extremely hairy man who doesn't manscape.

So I was giving him a blow job on the rocks and the ice cube got lost in his hairy avacodos.

I was gonna suck you off until I saw your hair avacodos! Gross! Is that a dingleberry ?

by Anonymous Blur May 27, 2017

That hairy stuff

What sky is into

"Sky is so into that hairy stuff"

by Ball sack deep November 1, 2019