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Family Man

A man who goes all in for his homies, doesn't have hoes, likes to stay lowkey, and is a breadwinner.
by Cannondaguy September 26, 2019
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The Family Business

A family organized sexual act.

To take part in a "Family Business" you need the following:

-A family must contain a son, daughter, mother, and a father. However, there are exceptions to the rule that can sometimes allow the family to be smaller to take part in a Family Business.

(The family needs to contain at least 4 members and all must be genetically related.)
Me and brother Ken and sister Jen along with Mother and Father went over to a little girl on the street and brutally gave her the The Family Business by sticking Ken's penis inside the little girl's mouth, and rubbing Jen's vagina up and down all over the back of the head of the little girl.
by Jack Remmington September 10, 2007
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family guy

Could be funny, depends on your definition of funny.

A show for people who have the attention span of salt.
It jumps for a part where Peter is talking to his wife, to fighting with a chicken.

It does have a plot but, that plot is (often) inturrpted by pointless gags that go on for unholy amounts of time.

The fanboys of this show will make you want to stab people though the internet.

The best charater is Quagmire because sex is funny...
If you think fart is funny, watch Family Guy. If not watch...waits for an intelligent show... Battlestar Gliatica?

Or read The Mist!
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The Bum Family

by BumStatusYo November 13, 2018
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Family Staircase

A family that consists of many steps. Step parents, step children, etc.
My family has so many remarriages, we're a family staircase.
by Cheyamonster February 13, 2017
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Family gc

The goatest gc on anitwt
" Wow, are they from family gc?"
"Yes"
by Spitting November 10, 2021
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The Family Shoe

The unfortunate looking one in the family. More prominently used in families that are all very attractive apart from one person.
"Wow, your girlfriends well hot. Does she have a sister?"

"She's got 3. Two are taken and the other's the family shoe."

"Ah that sucks."
by Elle Le Bert January 2, 2014
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