by YOIFUCKEDYOURBITCHANDSHELIKEDI November 18, 2018
Get the MY DADmug. 
A Dad who tells everyone he loves and misses his kids but makes no effort to see them, doesn't pay to make their lives better and doesn't put them on his priorities list. So next time you hear how much he misses them, inform him that actions speak louder than words and to his kids his love seems like hate.
That Lee has posted another story with him and he kids how he will do anything for them. He only sees them once a week and fobs them off at any chance. He's such a deadbeat dad!
by LFC_Fan December 20, 2021
Get the Deadbeat Dadmug. The ultimate trophy holder. This dad screams “I win” making the big bucks (or at least pretending too) this dad supports his family in every competitive way from being at every sports game to coaching, decorating the house for festivities to making a haunted house or winter wonderland or giving the best costume or ugly sweater party on the planet. To keep up with his “Trophy Wife” or “Trophy Girlfriend” or in most cases “both” you will see this Dad running or biking and in many cases, while blazed on most local trails. You can also find them detoxing in the early morning hours at the local Life Time gym. While appearing to be the perfect loving man, sad truth for many is their secret life, hidden girlfriends or serious addiction issue. Forget about keeping up with the Jones’ It’s keeping up with Coto in this little bubble. While slaving all day to keep their Trophies happy, their Trophies are out in their Lulu’s at Lola’s talking about what horrible thing their Mac Daddy did or said and sometimes , the person they are saying it to, probably got an ass grab from them last week. Of course this is a generalization, not all Ladera Dads are trophy holders/competitive sports types. There’s a small percentage that are faithful church going men. Sadly, these are usually the ones that had their wives dump them to be someone else’s trophy.... if you want to keep your marriage or relationships monogamous, think twice about moving into a lovely little town called Ladera Ranch.
A Ladera dad is from the town Ladera Ranch and is married or divorced from one of the Ladera Moms and has or will have a Ladera Teen .
by Truudat December 22, 2017
Get the ladera dadmug. When a Dad observes his significant other breast feeding their child and is aroused.
Very similar to Blue Balls, as the man is turned on but cannot relieve himself.
Very similar to Blue Balls, as the man is turned on but cannot relieve himself.
So last night we were at Boston Pizza. Then my wife went to breast feed our kid, and i was left with a huge hard on.
That Bitch was Dad Balling me!
That Bitch was Dad Balling me!
by DadBallz4lyf August 26, 2019
Get the Dad Ballingmug. A person who is not your real dad, but instead the other person who takes care of you. Like your guardian or mentor.
He can also be the person you look up to or is an inspiration to you. This term is especially used for people who are in anime fandoms. daddy second father dad father uncle guardian mentor inspiration
He can also be the person you look up to or is an inspiration to you. This term is especially used for people who are in anime fandoms. daddy second father dad father uncle guardian mentor inspiration
by spoodermaniscool January 25, 2020
Get the Second dadmug. Burnt toast and then they burn it even more and then they have the audacity to scrape off the burnt only to toast it some more
Person1: I like my food with a bit of crispy on it
Person2: EW- that's the equivalent of like DAD TOAST
Person1: Dad toast is fire bro, what r u talking about???!?!?!?!?!??
Person2: EW- that's the equivalent of like DAD TOAST
Person1: Dad toast is fire bro, what r u talking about???!?!?!?!?!??
by leavemealone__5 February 10, 2021
Get the Dad Toastmug.