Coffee crack

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee crack. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

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Tea cracking

Tea cracking is when someone slips their balls into another person's ass crack for a little rest.

He balled so hard, they resorted to tea cracking a few minutes before proceeding to more aforementioned balling.

"Hey! That's my crack," she exclaimed when I tea cracked her.

by FT3NJMJ July 8, 2018

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Crack Bro

A bro who does crack with you, bro.

Dude, I had a great time with my crack bros last night, bro.

by Joseph Broseph November 10, 2018

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Crack Belt

The instantly achieved status of an individual who has recently partaken in crack cocaine that makes fighting said individual highly inadvisable.

A: Bro are you fucking serious? You let that crackhead into our dorm?

B: What could I do? I’d already opened the door plus he was a crack belt. Dude had some kind of piece of metal up his sleeve.

A: Shit fair enough, man. Never fight a crack belt. They’ll show you who’s sensei .

by Chrizone May 30, 2018

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