Yooo I totally got Christian to joseph clark me last night on my way home only cost me 2 pepperoni sticks
by Weldshopchaos November 18, 2022
Eoin Clarke is the sexiest beast in ireland. He is a boxer and gaa player. He has a dreamy black fade and beautiful blue eyes. He is 6ft and weighs 11stone he has big feet which indicates hw has a big dick 😍 he has a lover and he loves her back but he cant show that because of his situation with her. He judges girls by their figure and looks. He is kind, generous and a good friend! You are lucky if you know this boy
by Im fit af October 28, 2018
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Seth Clark, a really buff and cool dude that likes to play football and whip up some bomb ass steak for his homies. Seth Clark is a shark because of his powerful punches when some idiot gets in his way, Seth is Clark and Clark is seth.
“ oh shit here comes seth clark. watch out for seth. looking at him can lead you into a 1v1 on basketball”
by Beanbob44 June 22, 2023
by TINC:( December 04, 2020
In a similar vein to Godwin's Law, Clarke's Law dictates that somehow, someway, pedophiles will inevitably be brought up in an online argument. Often a form of simultaneously deflecting and projecting.
Thomas: Here is a picture of me holding my wife in bed.
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose
by BangarangTwist June 01, 2025
when you go up to a child in the middle of the street and scant them and bend them over and shove a carrot up there rectum
by Dean Clark 91 December 08, 2024