your average giga chad with balls the size of jupiter and shlong bigger than the blue fin tuna. he gets all the women because hes that guy. he is also a good friend to everybody and deserves president and a grammy. if you do not like him you are stupid
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Get the Christophermug. by Averie wood November 21, 2019
Get the Christophermug. by Hdhdbdhrbr May 5, 2022
Get the Christopher Francomug. Christopher is an interesting young man. Their approaches depend on the people they’re around. If Christopher is extremely comfortable being around you, he tends to be goofy and relatable. Otherwise, he’s well kept and mannered. You can always talk to him. He may not be the smartest, but he’s full of wisdom that never stops growing. Overall, Christopher is a sincere, relatable friend.
Person 1: I just had an amazing day!
Person 2: You just hung out with Christopher, didn’t you?
Person 1: Of course!
Person 2: You just hung out with Christopher, didn’t you?
Person 1: Of course!
by UDHoudini1357 November 19, 2023
Get the Christophermug. The sweetest most kind boy I’ve ever met, it also happens to be his birthday today so make sure u wish him a happy b day
by EGGMAN March 15, 2022
Get the Christopher Torresmug. Usually a tall black man that can kill you in pretty much 1 second he does give a shit about anything the most he craes about is food
by bigblackballs2340 May 6, 2022
Get the Christopher Gainesmug. christopher hawkinz is a code word amongst men to describe a woman in their immediate vicinity who is staring them down or eye raping them. It is derived from the awkwardness of stephen hawking and christopher reed. It is often combined with a number do describe the amount of "hawkinz"
"i am getting christopher hawkinz in the 10th degree from over there."
"christopher hawkinz is with us tonight boys!"
"tonight is a bad night i'm getting christopher hawkinz in the negative 35th degree."
"christopher hawkinz is with us tonight boys!"
"tonight is a bad night i'm getting christopher hawkinz in the negative 35th degree."
by supadupaparatrupa April 30, 2012
Get the christopher hawkinzmug.