by El Jefé March 22, 2019
Get the gnome’s beardmug. 
Attempting to pick up a member of the opposite sex when the chance of success is 1 in a million ("So you're saying there's a chance?"). For example, your buddy gets rejected by an out-of-his-league hottie at a gas station while his friends laugh at his chicken-covered-beard.
Having departed KFC after drunken spring break binge, your buddy gets laughed out of the gas station after attempting chicken-bearding.
by batmap October 15, 2014
Get the chicken-beardingmug. When a woman sits on the face of a bearded man reverse cowgirl and he performs oral sex on her, and all that is visible of his face is his beard. His nose may or may not end up in her butt hole.
by The Tarahdactyl May 16, 2014
Get the Bearded Strangermug. The scruffy, full-bodied beard that grows on the face of only the manliest of men. Not everybody can properly grow a Kevins-Beard, but those who can certainly enjoy an upper-echelon in the beard hierarchy.
Often associated with terms like 'masculinity', 'male', and 'strength'.
Urban legends commonly hold true that the source of their true knowledge and strength come from their Kevins-Beard.
Often associated with terms like 'masculinity', 'male', and 'strength'.
Urban legends commonly hold true that the source of their true knowledge and strength come from their Kevins-Beard.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Man, look at that beard!"
Person 2: "That's not just a beard, it's a Kevins-Beard"
Example 2:
I was thinking of growing a Kevins-Beard, only if I possess the masculinity, testosterone, and full-bodied confidence to do so.
Person 1: "Man, look at that beard!"
Person 2: "That's not just a beard, it's a Kevins-Beard"
Example 2:
I was thinking of growing a Kevins-Beard, only if I possess the masculinity, testosterone, and full-bodied confidence to do so.
by Maverick0003 November 22, 2013
Get the Kevins-Beardmug. by The not Lumbersexual July 14, 2016
Get the Beard Ballsmug. by Charlie Victor Echo November 16, 2017
Get the Dragon's Beardmug.