shower wife

When a man who is married, jacks off to another woman in the shower.

My husband love's his shower wife.

by red daisy July 21, 2008

rug wife

When you don't enjoy being intimate with your wife so you take to a rug to enjoy yourself.

Jim: My wife is so boring, I want a divorce.
Mike: Don't divorce her, that would cost too much, just get a rug wife.

by Netflixandill March 18, 2017

Never Wife

(1) the perfect woman, possibly your true soul mate in life, the woman you've dreamed about and even one that you may have had a temporary relationship with but unfortunately you know you'll "never" marry. (2) A woman that fits (1) that you still have contact with , verbally , emotionally electronically, and that will be at your side and supportive but you still "never" marry. (3) A woman that knows how to support your "manhood" without physical contact, and still being the best friend possible.

Susanne, is the best woman that understands me and "gets me" , to bad well never marry, she's my "Never Wife"

by chattkevrec November 20, 2016

Errol's Wife

Errol a Fluffy Bunny

Errol

I would love to taste Errol's Wife She's so sexy, I don't think he can manage this woman 😂
Come a Western Rd mek we learn you how to be a better mon eena bed & satisfy her needs.

Too much eating under frock Star...not good learn to hold it for longer..

by Janet21 January 8, 2023

lokis wife

lokis wife is jewel burris

“jewel is here!”

“who’s jewel?”

“lokis wife dumbass”

by 𝐼 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜𝑚 ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑢 May 31, 2021

jungkook’s wife

jungkook’s wife is a lovely girl on twitter called jalila! her username is @filterkku

oh do you know who jungkook’s wife is? she’s so cool!

by littletoad November 1, 2020

God Wife

Similar to being a God Parent. In the event your spouse dies of natural or unnatural causes you have a back up wife to fill the void left by the passing of your wife.

It is a total bummer my wife died. Luckily I have a God Wife to do my laundry.

by canyoupleasesayplease August 21, 2018