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closet snake

A mystical fag snake that doesn't feel comfortable cuming out to it's family or anybody for that matter :(

also used as a offensive word to snakes. (Humans also as an exception
"Hey Jim, I know you're gay! Stop being such a goddamn closet snake!"- Pet owner to his snake Jim.

"Honey our snake is fucking his male friend again, do you think he's a closet snake?" - Wife to Husband.

"Ssssam, want ssssome fuck? You ssssstupid closet sssssnake." - Snake to his Snake with benefits.
by want2fuckingdie March 1, 2017
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slap snakes

When two dudes get together for sexual activity.

Man-meat mashing.
Hey, Mike, want to slap snakes.
by William F July 11, 2016
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Solid Snake

When you climb in through her window,tranquilise her,put her in the cardboard box,get in the box,have some tactical espionage action,and get the hell out
Guy:Man I gave that girl a solid snake last night
Friend:Did you get caught?
Guy:Basic sneaking rules
by Wheelz February 6, 2017
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Strattle-Snake

"Mary rode his strattle-snake all night."
by tlninja July 5, 2012
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Snake Pond

A shady, business transaction surprisingly gone bad with the potential of violence.

A venomous place.

A very unwelcome reception on the prospect of business, or even friendship.

Those of whom who deceptively seek gain in their home turf.
Raekwon's rap song "Snake Pond".

"Went to go see a potential client, never knew I was steppin' into a snake pond!"

"He got his shit jacked! Stepped in this here snake pond....SON!"

Yeah, don't go over there. Straight up Snake Pond!
by GUnitsLexicon May 12, 2012
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slimey snake.

when a certain individual is very secretive about what girls he is talking too. A common attribute of being a slimey snake includes 1. Not telling your best mates anything. 2. Hiding your texts from your friends. 3. being really sneaky and slimey. 4. sneaking of when your supposed to be out with your "so called friends"
1. whilst playing a game of fifa deliberately stopping the game to be a slimey snake.

2. Cutting short a night with your mates to slime off. aka being a "slimey snake"
by mr.shore June 19, 2011
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fudge snake

Off. I just stepped on a hobo’s fudge snake.
by Pimplash July 31, 2023
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