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Smurfed

The act of being drunk and high as fuck at the same time. Typically occurs during techer weekend.
I was so smurfed I cockblocked myself.
by Papasmurf7 March 3, 2019
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smurfing

Gaming Term: Buying alternate accounts to achieve a higher ranking in a game.
That guy's not Silver Elite, he is smurfing
by TrumpetMiner May 22, 2016
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Smurf

a small blue guy from a cartoon or something
wow hes blue and tiny hes obvesly a Smurf
by bfxgcfsdf July 11, 2018
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Smurf

A word retrieved from a children's cartoon that can be used as any type of word in the enlish language... is very popular word to use when it is innapropriate to swear. But can also be used to just really confuse random passersby.

It is most effective when combined in one sentence.
Smurf you mother smurfer.

Man that chick is pretty darn smurf.

I was so smurfed when I finally got done with my work.

I had to smurf all the way to school.

She smurfly walked away.

I felt very smurfy when i smurfly smurfed all the smurfing way to smurf!
by Vicky-T14 February 22, 2011
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smurf

a smurf stay tru 2 da bklu... "life Cefore death... and death cefore dishonor."
1 of Crooklyns illest... reppin it 4 tha bkush... Dewce Hood Shotgunn Crppin'... yea I'm 6'1", it's not abut tha height it about stayin true dewce (2) that bklue
by Snuff em' Smurf April 30, 2003
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Smurfs

AstroWorld staff were instructed to refer to dead concert-goers as "Smurfs," according to the security and emergency medical response plan. The person has turned blue and is dead.
We have some smurfs down in the mosh pit that jumped out of the nosebleeds and need to be evacuated to out to the medical tent.
by DJintheDark November 9, 2021
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Smurfing

Person 1:"I smurfed your mum last night after we had an argument"
Person 2: " I didn't know you liked smurfing!"
by DaddySmurf69 November 23, 2021
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