sad strawberry

The art of blowing out an asshole during anal sex

I gave my mom a sad strawberry for mother’s day

by Jlane348 May 11, 2019

Sad Sucking

The act of sucking body parts of yourself - commonly shoulders, arms, legs and penile/vag areas, to give yourself a hickey. People may do so to fake being in a relationship or, more sadly, to give themselves a sense of love.

Adam: How did you get that hickey there on your cock? You don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Alec: Nah man, I DIYed it.

Adam: You're a Sad Sucker? Man, that's brings me back ...
Alec: We should sad suck together sometime.
Adam: Totally! Yours next Friday. 4 o'clock?

Alec: Sad Sucking bros!

by SeeMeLater September 25, 2022

Sad-Smash

The act of exploiting countless the sadness of men or women as a reason to fornicate.

It was almost a ritual-

How Dylan would Netflix and chill with depressing documentaries, and proceed sad-smash any and every dirty hippie chick he could get his hands on.

He would often times (but not always) follow up with asking for a boof assist.

by TripSixxx666 October 4, 2018

sad cabbage

A dense cabbage that has realized it's existence.

Joshua: Sad Cabbage doesn't exist!
Me: It does, look it up!

by brzzz January 17, 2020

down sad

in your feels dreaming of & desperately desiring being in a relationship in the idealized life with him/her

like down bad but without the horny, also known as down sadge

"Alexa play Heat Waves, I'm feeling down sad"
"I'm so down sad for this girl man, she's perfect. Been daydreaming of us all day."

by fynix. September 6, 2023

sad slaps

High quality music that you listen to either when you're sad or when you want to make yourself feel sad.

I was feeling shitty yesterday so I sat down and listened to sad slaps for a few hours.

by FuccboiFred April 22, 2020

sad sauce

the internal sadness when something so terrible happens you can’t help but try to cope with humor

Person 1: my best friend is moving away
Person 2: sad sauce

by livvylivster July 9, 2020