Sleeping Peter

A sleeping peter is someone who, when given the opportunity to have fun, does not. Even when in the most rare and possibly fun situations, they don't participate. A sleeping peter will choose to stay away from the excitement no matter what. Often times they like to stay at home and do nothing. Sometimes you'll find them out at movies alone on a Friday night, or getting ice cream by themselves.

Aschley was such a sleeping peter for the bachelor's party last night, let's never invite him anywhere again.

by Ctown217 June 10, 2018

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Peter Parker

Dickwad

*Flash Thompson to Peter Parker*
“Wassup dickwad”

by ThanosRectum July 13, 2019

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Peter Jeon

A title you call an unfortunate individual when they act upon events with nothing but logic, sometimes neglecting any humanistic elements, sometimes mistaken to be mechanical. These individuals are usually hung up on another partner when regarding relationship status, almost to the extent to call this individual a renowned psychopath.

Dude, did you hear about Julie? I heard that she is getting Peter Jeon'd.

by pedrojeon November 10, 2019

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cheater peter

When you are cheating on your significant other and you can’t get hard.

Friend: hey how did your hookup go last night?

Cheater: I kept thinking about my girlfriend and I got cheater peter.

by Jboooooooo December 2, 2019

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Doeseph Peters

Trying to turn a 2 or more person friend group in to a orgy party.

Dillon strop trying to Doeseph Peters with me, Tyler, Bryan, Jimmy, Robbie

by Luke “Daddy” Hansen May 15, 2019

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Kyle Peter

Neighbor to the Jonas Brothers. He took a trip to the year 3000, not much had changed but they lived underwater, and one of the boys’ (probably Kevin’s) great great great granddaughter was doing fine.

Stood there with my neighbor, Kyle Peter, and a Flux Capacitor

by ThecatnamedAgnes March 23, 2019

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