Jonas

An idiot who does not know anything, possibly the dumbest person in a certain country, mainly in southeast Asia.

Jonas, so rare I could turn dumb!

by Shit dog man April 6, 2020

Jonas

Tall, very tall. Uncreative. Big feet. Wishes he could fly. Has an afro the size of Texas. Good personality with a big heart. Sometimes funny. Most Jonas' are good guys. But they can also be Jonasty.

Hey look! There's a Jonas.

by Un creativo hombre April 22, 2017

jonas ballandies

faggot in suka language

oi suka blyat jonas ballandies suk dix nahui

by ezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz March 22, 2017

Jonas

Jonas is always a nice friend. He is perfect, nice, rich, and reliable. He’s the best kind of friend you can have.

Jonas has a big Cock

Who is the handsome one over there? It’s jonas!

Is Jonas perfect? Yes!

by urbanes dikitonary November 23, 2021

Jonas

Pølsebrød/Sausagebread

Let me put my sausage in my Jonas

by Gjøran69420 October 4, 2022

Jonas

Shit at his job, but overall nice guy.

Did your hear he got fired?

Oh did Jonas get fired:( I guess, more time for beer

by Bowler 67 September 24, 2025

Jonas

A kid burned with huge penis to have fun in the party. He will always find a girl to rub.

Ewww everybody run! It’s Jonas !

by Jonas fucker July 21, 2022