Jet log

A poop that is taken on an airplane.

To the chagrin of Jason, Mike dropped a massive jet log because he couldn't wait for the plane to land.

by keepinitgiebel July 6, 2022

Jet-Skeet

When riding a Jetski with two or more males sitting nuts on butt

Please get your arms off me Chad , its bad enough we have to Jet-skeet.

by E1lipsis... March 2, 2019

jet callander

The foolish guy who is in mad love for a girl named Alyssa. Jet can't help falling for her because Alyssa is an angel that walks among humans.

Tyler: "Woow, you're still in love with Alyssa, Jet Callander?"

by RoastingKid1907 January 10, 2017

jet engine ejaculation

when you ejaculate so fast and viciously it goes into someone’s eye and blinds them

“did you hear about betty her boyfriend has a jet engine ejaculation”

by testicularbreath October 15, 2023

Jet lag

Something you can avoid by driving or taking a train.

Kevin felt more like passing out than most people who caught a flight to California when he got there, but at least he didn't have jet lag.

by Solid Mantis December 28, 2019

Johnny wants the jet

When someone gives you a lowball offer for something, but you want it all.

Pepsi: "We offer you 1 million dollars to settle this case."

Me: "Johnny wants the jet."

Pepsi: "*Sigh*, alright"

by Tash_Fin November 25, 2022

jet fall

A game where one must fall down a prolonged area while avoiding the impact of many jet engines.

jet falls are often deadly, but only to the inexperienced

by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022