Goofy Glacier

When you cum in a condom and freeze it for a little bit and shape it into a sculpture and then your partner eats it

ya i gave that bitch a Goofy Glacier

by cumintheoven February 8, 2021

Goofy Donut Puppy

A round, chubby puppy holding a donut. The reason why it’s goofy is because it’s sticking its cute, little tongue out all the time. You can use this puppy to cuddle with. You can also tell it all you’re stories and secrets because it will never tell. This puppy also loves music so you can sing to it to make you and the puppy feel better. Get yourself a goofy donut puppy and your life will change in the best way possible!

“I love my goofy donut puppy so much!”
“Such a fluffy pup!”

by jordansmymans March 2, 2019

Goofy Aww Uncle

Quandale DIngle's Uncle. Very Goofy I will say.

"My Goofy aww Uncle tried to hit me with a cast iron pot."

by GoofyAwwCat October 18, 2022

goofy gat

When someone post pictures on social media with a BB gun acting like it is a real gun.

She’s posted up with the goofy gat

by Blambie September 30, 2019

Goofy ass nigga

Jaden Wesley-Branch

He is being a goofy ass nigga right now

by mikimine July 3, 2022

a goofy

one of the meanings of this phrase is when a dumbass nigga cries about the same bitch(or any bitch in general)and proceeds to tell another nigga he gets no bitches.they usually feel attacked and their only phrase is “i pull more bitches than you”,even though they only pull hoes and cant find a girl that can stick with them due to their bitch ass logic and tendencies.usually should focus on school rather than finding a random reason to say they’re better than another nigga(even when they have 0 education and can’t get a real job,then go on and try to act like someone they’re not)

“nigga you is really a goofy”
“goofy ass nigga”
“nigga talking shit over a game,you really a goofy”
“nigga showin out cus he around niggas he know,goofy ass”

by thatniggacolt December 3, 2021

The Extremely Goofy Moovie

The Extremely Goofy Moovie is a movie that is extremely goofy. I mean for fucks sake

Bitch 1:“Do you want to watch the Extremely Goofy Moovie?”
Bitch 2: “Fuck off sharon I was never friends with you.”

by Darood McSansterm June 5, 2018