Goon

A synonym for vagina.

A large marble.

Ay I’ve been chasing to much goon in the club and not enough fishing.

by Beeves November 14, 2022

Dirty Gooning

The act of jerking off while you are taking a shit.
Usually done by guys named Joe.

Raul caught Joe Dirty Gooning in the restroom.

by FOCKER 6 July 5, 2025

Moon Gooning

The act of covering yourself in Buffalo or elk blood and Gooning under a full moon. Dave is always excluded.

Hey Dallas let's go moon Gooning tonight!

by Tyronerny November 14, 2023

Goon Fed

a man or woman that lives their lives drinking cask wine.

Bro you'r so goon fed

by bugeymcbongsnstuf March 23, 2017

Ghost of the Goon

A ghost who died in the act of auto erotic gooning.

Kyle- "Oh my god, its the Ghost of the Goon"

by PrimeTimeEdger April 6, 2025

buldgeet goon

a guy with lack of buldge shooting loads everywhere in a moment of euphoria

u seen buldge lately, just heard he did a buldgeet goon

by Frankotiti8 January 15, 2025

Gooning

1. Regular masturbation
2. The act of delaying orgasm for minutes to hours at a time in order for it to be more long and powerful

1. Little Jimmy was caught gooning in class, over and over to Pornhub
2. Yeah, I just had a 1 and a half hour gooning session

by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024