Ding Dong Ditch

when he tries to get it in your ass but bails without opening the back door

"guys John totally ding dong ditched me last night." "I was so ready for it to go up there but then he just stopped."

by badgrl696969 May 1, 2019

ding-dong-ditch

Ding-dong-ditch means that you knock on a random door and you run away after you knock and when the awnser the door the person or thing will not see you run and they will think that your there but your not your running away from them

Guess what? I ding-dong-ditched and they called the cops and it was on the news

by Natalie Eay May 29, 2017

ding-a-ling bling

The act of bedazzling the male genital region with crystals and bling.

Honey, what do you think of my ding-a-ling bling?
It's sooo cute!
Just trying to make it prettier for you!

by Nat88 March 19, 2012

Cho Ding

Cho Ding or just Cho, just means bye. Funny scottish way of saying it.

-Ahright min, am off doon tae the shops, cho !
-Aye, catch ya later, Cho Ding !

by Seagullmuthaphuckinpikey October 27, 2011

Ding Dong and Dash

When you gotta smash but you gotta blast before her dad comes into the room.

Guy 1: Yo fam I totally pulled a Ding Dong and Dash on Marion last night!
Guy 2: Dude no way!

by Su’umYungGai June 18, 2018

Ding dang doogle

Its when someone is talking to you and you just blurt out DING DANG DOOGLE.

"Hey nice weather outside" "DING DANG DOOGLE" what the fuk?

by HorseBumbo October 8, 2013

Ding Dong Ditch

When a piece of shit loser knocks a girl up and can't handle the financial and emotional responsibility of being a father so he leaves her high and dry.

Did you hear about Kevin man? He ding dong ditched Celena !

by Chadleyturpenkum March 12, 2017