naomi clarke

Naomi Clarke
A very quiet girl...Many will think she's a nerd but once you get to know her she's the best person in the world!She's suuper beautiful in a unique way...And she has the best hair and eyebrows you'll ever see...She's a keeper...A loud funny alien from outer space...She's amazing...Make friends with a Naomi... Sometimes it may seem like she doesn't want to be your friend but she's just shy deep down...Talk to her tomorrow

Naomi Clarke is so perfect

Did You see her eyebrows?
She must've had her eyebrows done!

by Speaker from experience May 20, 2019

Clark Time

A phenomenon contained in the Clark family that causes a 15 to 30 minute delay on arrival from the scheduled time.

Church started at 10:00, but because of Clark Time they got there at 10:30

by Nathan_go December 22, 2019

Clarked

British slang for drunk off your bonce.

Shit I was clarked last night.

by BansheeDanshee January 9, 2018

Ken Clark heat

Driving with the windows rolled down and heat turned up high in the dead of winter.

While we were driving around town yelling at people, we had to turn on the Ken Clark heat so we didn't freeze.

by Dr. Charles Dromedary April 14, 2008

Clark

Clark is a kind man that cares way too much for those he cares about to the point he sacrifices a lot of himself. He fights for his loved ones and what he believes in. He listens to everyone's problems, but rarely talks about his in fear that he might be sharing too much. He understands others and can adapt to the most diverse friend groups. Clark deserves so much more than what he's given. Ladies don't treat him right and take advantage of his kindness because he allows it. Clark is funny and hard to forget. He's also kinda crazy.

me: who was it that made a flamethower in class?

friends: oh, yeah; that was clark

by Bigdragoncock May 11, 2022

The Clark Effect

When playing on Clark's account for the first time, you will always lose the first few games and perform horribly no matter how skilled you are.

Dang, I hopped on Clark's account and even though he's 1600sr and I'm 3500sr, I still got rolled by some Silvers. It must be the Clark Effect.

by BennyBunnyBoo July 11, 2019

Kenneth Clarke

Or 'Ken Clarke ' The combination of simultaneously taking Cocaine and Ketamine together, an alternative to the more commonly used term 'Calvin Klein'

Tom; " James looks fucked - what has he taken?"
Alex; " Haha yes, he's on the Kenneth Clarke."

by jasjas123 January 27, 2022