mental brick

Any thought that hits the person's brain with such impact it feels as if he/she has been struck by a brick being thrown at them. These can come as single bricks, dump trucks full of bricks, or brick roads depending on the meaningfullness or amount of thought that goes into it.

Ohhhh man that was a huge brick.
What was it?
I just thought about how I was feeling the first day I fell for you.

Note: you just say brick, not mental brick, it is assumed when you explain the thought that it is a mental brick.

by Jake Who? February 7, 2009

Beak Brick

The giant rock hard cocaine infused bugger you find in your nose the morning after party night.

I woke up this morning with the biggest beak brick ever

by Dirty Hairy June 16, 2017

Off Brick

From the start. The first time. Initially. From the beginning.

They should've ordered the coffee they wanted off brick instead of bothering the barista to remake their drink.

by B89WILLIAMS August 18, 2018

Rectal Brick

A Black writing surface where text and pictures may be drawn on by Chalk. Also known as a 'chalkboard' or 'blackboard'.

The teacher in class today had to write up the 5 rules of the classroom on the rectal brick before we would behave.

by Keesh^_^ October 30, 2008

Sober as a brick

When you are totally, 100% without a doubt sober.

"Hey, you good?"
"Yep, sober as a brick"

by Tallb0i August 15, 2019

soft brick

Your phone becomes nearly impossible to use, slower, less functional, and is usually because of a virus or various malware.

Jessie's phone was soft bricked last night.

by Z Man Thing May 22, 2016

Brick Bowen

sexy mf ladies please hit him up

brick bowen is so hot

by mjb1111111111111111111 March 13, 2021