Asian on the Button

Being very aggressive with no thought to consequences. Named after being "on the button" in poker where you can play almost any cards since you have position, and the high number of Asian card players who seem to play any cards for no good reason.

"That guy dates women like an Asian on the button!"

by DougCo June 11, 2008

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True asian

The best asian there is. Eats rice and destroys math. If bullies treat the true then he will uses his martial arts to destroy the bullies. Inferior people do not matter to this man.

Person 1:"Have you seen the true asian?"
Person 2:"Yes, he is a higher being"

by Frixion fred March 17, 2019

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Asian

A person from China who has Incredibly small eyes, who is terrible at English and other languages, and steals maths homework, and also steals school equipment such as rulers and pencils, they also suck at every subject except maths and science and is a geek

Bob: Hey look it's a dude with small eyes

Ron: OMG ITS AN ASIAN

by Marko the asian June 22, 2019

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tropical asian

Someone who looks sort of asian and sort of not

Taylor lautner is tropical asian

by babehcakes December 2, 2013

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asian veal

a young asian boy under the age of 14 whos main objective is to have sex with 30 something white men

hey ted, lets get some asian veal
sorry ted, the fbi caught me for that in the 80's and im on veal watch

by messedupdan March 27, 2015

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Asian by Proxy

A non-Asian person who relentlessly adopts Asian culture, food, and its holidays is Asian by proxy. They know more about Korean barbecue or Vietnamese pho than should be allowed. They understand the eye contact paradox (Westerners insist on eye contact as respect, Asians refuse to make eye contact to elders to honor them.)

Look at blondie, ordering sushi, no idea what she asked for, but Asian by proxy.

by Silent Barracuda October 1, 2016

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