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them darned teenagers

what anyone over 30 calls teenagers (i.e. anyone from 13-18). they say it like it's an insult, like people choose to be that age. normally followed by "did it" "stomped on my flowers" "distroyed my life" "shouldn't be driving" "should die" and so on. also used by teens in the everlasting war between teens, kids, and older adults.
55 year old-"them darned teenagers tore up my garden today"
49 year old-"let's go to country buffet and complain about them darned teenagers all day"
55 year old-"what??!!"
49 year old-"LET'S GO TO COUNTRY BUFFET AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THEM DARNED TEENAGERS ALL DAY"
55 year old-"WHAT???!!!"
by 999666333 May 12, 2007
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teen parent

A person so devoid of knowledge and intellect that they cannot help but have unprotected sex, mostly because they cannot control their urges or use birth control properly.

Teen parents tend to be uneducated, poorly-mannered, take up large amounts of resources and tend to raise their children to act accordingly.

Tend to avoid abortions even if it would prevent a life of suffering for a child.
Get an abortion.

"i dropped out when I got pregnant."
by patrick redux May 19, 2005
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pre-teen

a youth between the ages 10 and 12. has no taste in music or fashion other than the things he or she sees on popular television. pre pubescent little fucks that have voices that crack and undeveloped cleavage.
some guy: oh well then billy, why don't you tell me why you like chris brown so much?

pre-teen: definitely the lyrics.
by kristov June 20, 2006
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Sceenie Teenie

A young person who is part of an artistic or social "scene"; also, a young person who tries to fit into a "scene", esp. musical, by wearing skin-tight jeans, chuck taylors, sleeveless shirts, girlish hair, rides a rusty beach cruiser and listens to indie bands. Often called "Indie Rats" or "Rat kids" - such young men and women are quick to drop the names of at least 50 bands on their Myspace pages.
Yelled at a group of kids leaving an Indie Rock concert "Sceeeeeenie Teeeeeeeeeenie".

Conversation:

Man, if those sceenie teenies dont turn down that damn music, i'm donna kick them in the dink.
by Prolly October 26, 2005
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teenage mutant ninja nigga

1) Carlo

2) A really hyper active Asian who jumps off walls, eats rice, goes crazy, practices ninjitsu, listens to rap music, or is the Shiznit.
That Teenage Mutatant Ninja Nigga ate my rice bowl!!
by Raven April 5, 2004
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tight teen

Tight teen: Mostly used in pornographic content to describe a young girl's vagina whilst having sexual interaction with her.
Oh man! I can't wait to fuck the coach's daughter! Especialy her tight teen pussy!
by Lolafk;) July 15, 2017
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aqua teen hunger force

An extremely funny show consisting of a meatball "meetwad", french fries "fryloc", and a milkshake "shake" as characters. Quite possibly the greatest show ever.
Dude lets go watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force!
by Im a stoner March 19, 2008
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