shed a tear for Nelson

VERB: urinate, micturate, do a wee-wee

Keep an eye on my drink, I've got to go and shed a tear for Nelson

by Der Funkmeister September 5, 2005

White Man Tears

White Man Tears is when a white man commits a crime and blames it on insanity.

The Parkland shooter is a perfect example of White Man Tears. After his mass shooting causing 17 deaths he faked insanity in order to get a lighter sentence.

by i<3europeans September 24, 2021

Bleed Manly Tears

When a Straight man Crys.

Mostly used while talking to a girl

Dude, my paintball gun is at my friends house, and hes not home, im gonna go cry

Girl-You cry?

NO, i just bleed Manly Tears

by DonCapo August 20, 2008

ghetto tear off

when u loose a part of your vehicle and haul a** hoping no one sees!

yo man, we pulled into the store and dropped our brush guard on our car. we backed up and parked in the next row and hoped no one saw our ghetto tear off.

by krystie77 August 29, 2009

Tear off a log

When you get so angry you poop?

You make me so mad I'm going to tear off a log!

by ajrizzler April 20, 2021

Eat my tears

They act of asking someone to eat your tears out of sadness or anger out of what they did in order to let them know how salty you feel.

It's not my fault you're so apathetic and entitled that you didn't vote and now we have this douchebag president. Eat my tears asshole.

by J-ber November 1, 2017

Father nature's tears

Perspiration from the perineum.

“Bro, I’ve got the gooch sweats so bad I’m dripping Father nature's tears through my shorts!”

by Spongebobeehsa November 23, 2021