dick tits

When a female or male titties are stretch out they look like dicks.
Dan: yo that bitch got dick tits
by mc1yoko November 15, 2019
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Tits-in-a-Barrel

A term often uses as an adjective, to describe something extremely cool. When used in context, exudes the euphoric feeling of actually finding a barrel full of tits.
Tits-in-a-Barrel...that is the most amazing yellow Corvette she is driving!
by surfdog March 11, 2009
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hidden tits

Hidden Tits(n)
When a woman appears to have small to average sized breasts but, it is later revealed that they are much larger than originally perceived. This is often due to her taste/style of clothing.
" I never realized that Lindsey's tits were so huge and amazing! I sure am glad you invited her over swim."
"I know right?! All her clothes make her boobs look way smaller than they actually are, she has hidden tits"
by ArchAngel-7 March 28, 2014
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Spine Tit

A 'Spine Tit' is the slang definition used when people (usually men) are exaggerating about the small size of a females breasts. They are saying basically that a girls breasts are so small that they invert and protrude out of her back. This is impossible unless a person has a medical growth, mutation or some type of illness (elephantiasis etc.).
'Matt, i was touching up Samantha in science the other day, and i swear when i put my hand up her top, she has nothing there'

'Yea, i told you before you went out with her Ben, there is no point going up there, she had spine tits'
by 7678 April 30, 2009
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Tesla tits

Similar to punch-buggy, Tesla tits is a car game where one may grab another passengers breasts (male or female) and yell Tesla whenever they see a Tesla vehicle. Consent is critical before introducing the game to new players
They were able to catch her breast cancer early thanks to Tesla tits.
by Innocent cheese March 22, 2021
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spider tits

Woman version of spider man who swings and shoots web from her tits
Wow look at that emily go swinging every which way with those spider tits
by fifi1234 November 05, 2015
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tit custard

Come on Tim you know my baby only drinks organic Tit Custard!!!
by T-Whip May 19, 2016
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