redneck surfing

Being the driver of a moving vehical and jamming the gas while you climb out the window to lay on the windshield of the vehical, leaving no one to drive the car.

Person 1: Oh look at the driver of that truck! hes on the roof?

Person 2: He's redneck surfing, well was...

go to ebaumsworld.com for a video sample of how this activity is preformed

by Dr. Funk August 1, 2004

The Butthole Surfers

~noun~ One of the greatest bands ever. I like them almost more than cheese and ice cream. Songs include : My Brother's Wife, Let's Talk About Cars, and The Lord is a Monkey. Get their cd, doesn't matter which one, or you will DIE in seven days.... no joke.

Dude I have the Electriclarryland cd and it makes me feel happy and all warm inside when I listen to it....

by AshleyAkaTheCoolestBitchThisSideofCompton November 28, 2004

Surfer

A surfer, as it would seem to me, is just someone who enjoys surfing,who loves the feeling of riding the last set,Who doesn't give a shit about "posers".Who cares who poses as what?

A surfer would not give a fuck what others think or pose as.

by Katy360 April 20, 2006

Alaskan Surfer

While getting your dick sucked next to a flight of stairs, as you're about to jizz, pull her back and jizz in her face -- thus making her Alaskan -- then push her on her stomach and ride her down the stairs -- like you're surfing.

He gave Senora Welborn an Alaskan Surfer, and she proceeded to never speaking to him again.

by SMILLL March 26, 2009

carpet surfing

when a dog (small or large) sits on the carpet and drags around the room on it's butt using it front legs.

Look honey, Fido is carpet surfing his ass off on our heirloom, oriental rug.

by qazedctgbujmesztfcuhbokm March 21, 2009

Hotel Surfing

The art of running around hotels at night, riding the elevators like crazy and causing overall havok at a hotel

" man that hotel surfing was intense!"

by Dean KRamer February 27, 2005

sofa surfer

Homeless person, not quite outcast enough to have resorted to sleeping under bridges, prefering instead to use up the hospitality of everyone they know in turn.

Does X live here to?
No, he's just a sofa surfer.

by Miranda The Mosher March 21, 2004