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Sweary-stick 

A very erect penis that causes the female to swear profusely during an act of intercourse.

Should not be confused with the religious-stick which generally leads to biblical quotes such as "God, god, oh my Gawd" or "Jesus"
Do you think the sweary-stick will be coming out tonight
Sweary-stick by Dr Cameron June 16, 2011

Three Stacks 

3000 - In reference to Andre 3000 of Outkast. A stack = one thousand; 3 stacks = 3000.
"Keep your heart, Three Stacks. Keep your heart, Three Stacks." See "Int'l Players Anthem" video by UGK featuring Outkast
Three Stacks by Marlyn CC November 14, 2007

donut-stick 

When a man inserts his erect penis thru the holes of several donuts so as to carry them because his hands are holding something else, usually beverages.
A lover awoke to see their mate standing naked at the foot of they're bed holding two cup's of hot cocoa, one in each hand and on his donut-stick were a couple tasty looking double glazed ring-shaped cakes of sweetness just waiting to be gobbled up.
donut-stick by jpg3 October 29, 2011

Memory Stick 

A removable flash memory card for such devices as digital cameras, laptops, the Sony PlayStation Portable, to aid assistance in holding music, games, photos, videos, ect.

File storage sizes range from 32 MB storage to 32 GB.
Guy 1: Check out my 32 MB memory stick!
Guy 2: Check out MY 32 GB memory stick!
Guy 1: ...You're an ass...
Memory Stick by RawrItsPanda November 7, 2009

Heat stick 

A mostly worthless employee, who often spends more energy trying not to do work than would if s/he just did his/her job. Usually reserved to describe off-shift employees, as in their primary function is to keep the building warm overnight.
"I don't even know how TJ got hired, he never does more than 15 minutes of actual work. I'm glad he got assigned to nights with the rest of the heat sticks."
Heat stick by Red001 October 2, 2013

Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick 

From the song "Stuart," by The Dead Milkmen:

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Werzner kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick! Everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"