squish

a platonic crush

used in the aro/ace community bc them weirdos cant have crushes (im aroace)

"i have a crush but its platonic ygm?"
"yeah bro thats called a squish"

by fushentuvaminkle June 7, 2022

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Squishme

I only hoped that the Covid epidemic would have spaced the seating arrangements with the time given to make my $5 to $15 to $150 and more seat, more roomy at theatres and sports arenas. I like to be comfortable. I am embarrassed when my cowboy hat hits my date sitting next to me or my neighbor's lap behind me and there is no place to set my hat down during a Garth's Brook's concert. My lady likes to dress up to the nine's going out and it upsets me if her pretty dress from gets stepped on or rained on with soda or beer water by patron's squeezing by to get to their seats. I am still sharing a cup holder for a $5 drink and using my lap for hotdogs and popcorn. I know, more seats, more money. Do we really enjoy that stress at a show? It seems that it would create more conflict especially if your knees hit the backs of someone's seat in front of you and that person is not so nice. Am I the only one who feels like this? Squishme, is for sitting next to two strangers on either side with no room for a coat and thank God some seats have arm rest, because that's all that would be dividing me from my new show buddy or they would be sitting on me.

I love to going to the outdoor shows where I can bring my own seat, because I don't have to worry about those squishme seats and ruining my clothes.

by Mikolis June 9, 2022

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