Skip to main content

Squirt Master

A short, Greek man with a big forehead. Usually goes by garída. Can make any girls mouni turn into a jet hose with just the tip of a finger.
Oh wow! Did you see the squirt masters latest video? I want to be just like him when I grow up.
by Squirtworks June 6, 2022
mugGet the Squirt Master mug.

Perm squirts

When your poop smells like a perm
I just got perm squirts from taco bell
by Dusty Nutz24 September 26, 2023
mugGet the Perm squirts mug.

Protein squirts

The liquid explosions that can be compared to a shotgun bang, that exits your ass after drinking whey protein.
Bro1:Damn man got home and drank some protein last night, next thing I know I was shotgunning the toilet.

Bro 2:Must of been the protein squirts
by Beta hater June 22, 2018
mugGet the Protein squirts mug.

Squirt Gun in the Mailbox

A female squirts her vaginal juice into her partners asshole
I had the best night my life, my girl did the squirt gun in the mailbox
by Qusquirt May 5, 2023
mugGet the Squirt Gun in the Mailbox mug.

poopy in mama squirt on me ugh

ur brain dead and ur a dumb ass who likes eating ur moms shit
"poopy in mama squirt on me ugh"
by Eveklue April 6, 2022
mugGet the poopy in mama squirt on me ugh mug.

Human Squirt Gun

When a woman is able to squirt her pussy juice out like a squirt gun when ever she wants
by TheUsedTampon December 25, 2020
mugGet the Human Squirt Gun mug.

ceiling squirting

this is when you rub your pickle to the point you're ceiling squirting.
"Chad! Are you ceiling squirting again? I'll go get the towels"
by big daddy ;)) May 28, 2016
mugGet the ceiling squirting mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email